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Making Their Country Proud- Winning the Masturbate-a-thonIf you said they were Japanese, you win a cookie. Not from me, of course. Go get your own damn cookie. Yet another example of the Japanese Cultural Disease courtesy of my lovely wife*, SF Weekly has an article on the yearly Masturbate-a-Thon, where the big surprise, of course, was a trio of Japanese men that came with their own home-brew masturbatory aid and used it to break the world masturbation record. Psh. Like anybody else really stood a chance. Have you seen these guys eat hot dogs?

Now, this might not be so bad if I didn't know, without a doubt, that they will be national heroes when they get back home, for "improving Japan's reputation outside Japan". Improving with who, exactly?

This wouldn't ordinarily be in the running for posting on this site. If it were just a few Japanese that can masturbate, they are isolated individuals, not signs of a greater problem. But these guys came over specifically to market their masturbatory aid. They are distributing artifacts of the JCD!

*Japanese Citizen Disclaimer: My wife shall not be named. She is not affiliated with NukeJapan.org, nor is she supportive of it's goals. Hell, she's downright hostile to the aims of our organization. My wife serves only to unintentionally provide evidence of the Japanese Cultural Disease.Making Their Country Proud- Winning the Masturbate-a-thon